As required by Section A of Article 215 in the Field Investigator’s Handbook, here is the requisition and mission report for Operation Witch Bravo.
I respectfully request once again that this forced employment be terminated and I be allowed to return to my compound to wait out the Apocalypse in peace. There are things…. things I can’t un-see. Oh, and Archives needs more shelf space; we recommend extending Subbasement D.
Flight Lieutenant RAF